Don’t worry, I have 911 on speed dial because as soon as you see this poster your eyes will fall from your head due to a CUTENESS OVERLOAD. Kudos to Heather, SF Vegan Bake Sale’s co-organizer, for outdoing herself yet again on this poster.
World Wide Vegan Bake Sale, y’all! We’re there! Outside VegNews, too (“Swanky,” you say). All proceeds go to the House Rabbit Society and we may have bunnies on site during the sale! Snuggle everything!!!!!
As always, we need bakers, so please reach deep down into your oven mitts and help us out. Email sfveganbakesale@gmail.com to tell us what you can bring. The sales are a great way to meet fun people, so stop by and hang out with us! I am as magnificent in real life as I am online (I wear a cape).
Spread the words, flying monkeys! See you on the 22nd!
Success!
Sunday’s bake sale was awesome, thanks to you! We raised $785 for PAWS (Performing Animal Welfare Society), which they’ll definitely need for their newest residents, 3 elephants from the Toronto Zoo. Internet high five!
The food at this sale was BEYOND: carrot cake muffins, POP TARTS (omg!), caramel apples, biscotti and cupcakes galore! Someone even brought cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven. Let’s just say I did not restrain myself. Who can blame me? NO ONE.
Thanks again to all of our bakers and everyone who came out to support us! We SF vegans are a friendly lot. Pretty hot, too, which let me say, if you’re looking for a date you should volunteer at the next bake sale because what human could not be instantly attracted to another human handing them a cupcake? Find me that person. Actually don’t, they repulse me.
THANKS Y’ALL! See you around the holidays, probably. Stay tuned…
HAVE YOU SEEN A CUTER POSTER? No, you have not. Heather, our amazing co-organizer, made this! She is a genius.
YOU ALL: Another bake sale is here! THIS Sunday, 11-3 in front of Herbivore on Valencia (983 Valencia @20th/21st).
All money goes to PAWS — Performing Animal Welfare Society! They have an elephant sanctuary! My heart is bursting, I can’t stand how much I love them. Join me this Sunday in emptying my bake accounts in their name, and filling my stomach with sweets in the name of goodwill and decency!
WE NEED BAKERS! Who cares if you haven’t ever used your oven, or can only make chocolate chip cookies. The elephants need your goods! Email us PRONTO to let us know what you’re bringing: sfveganbakesale@gmail.com
We did it, y’all!
Thank you to everyone who baked, donated, bought some goodies, or just walked by and glared at us! The bake sale was an absolute success and we raised $1,051! Every cent of the proceeds will be divided between The Milo Foundation and San Francisco Bay Vegetarians. Feels good to give back, yessiree!
The Milo Foundation set up shop at the sale, with kittens and dogs galore. The kittens had superpowers FER SURE: there was a constant cooing audience outside their cage at all times. I don’t know if you remember how cute a kitten the size of your palm is, but let me tell you, their cuteness almost convinced me to rob a bank so I could buy a farm and start a cat commune. Thanks to Milo for being there; two kittens were successfully adopted during the sale!
Also, you should totally join the San Francisco Bay Vegetarians. So many members came to the sale and I can honestly tell you they are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. It was such a pleasure to spend an afternoon with them. If you want to meet them they’re having a vegan BBQ on July 3rd! You should go!
Thanks again to everyone who participated. Keep an eye out for our next sale at the end of the summer (after Heather and I take a 3 month nap because OMG EXHAUSTED).
CATS AND DONUTS: WHAT ELSE COULD YOU PEOPLE POSSIBLE WANT?
Tomorrow. 12-4pm. Mission Bicycle.
All proceeds go to The Milo Foundation and San Francisco Bay Vegetarians!
We will have kittens, cinnamon roles, donuts, cupcakes, bars, pies, cakes and more. SOUND THE ALARMS!
These are my two ridiculous cats, Stella and Oliver, who I adopted from The Milo Foundation in October of 2009. Stella and Oliver were rescued by Milo from a shelter that was ready to put them down for having ringworm, which is totally harmless and treatable! Thanks to Milo they now light up my life with 6 am wake up calls, fur covered clothing and loud purrs. For real, they are the best.
Help us raise money for Milo on June 18th!
The next SF Vegan Bakesale is Saturday, June 18th! Get ready. Get pumped. Get it!
This time we’ll be out in front of our pals, Mission Bicycle, at 766 Valencia (between 18th and 19th) from 12-4pm.
We are raising money for two amazing organizations: The Milo Foundation and San Francisco Bay Vegetarians. YES PLEASE!!!
You want to bake: email sfveganbakesale@gmail.com
You want to volunteer: email sfveganbakesale@gmail.com
We love: you.
SPREAD THE WORD LIKE FROSTING ON A CINNAMON ROLE.
